I WANT TO BE LIKE BARBIE, THAT BITCH HAS EVERYTHING
DRIVE IT, LIKE YOU STOLE IT!
GET IN, SIT DOWN, SHUT UP & HOLD ON
U TOUCHA MY TRUCK, I BREAKA U FACE
MORE I KNOW ABOUT WOMAN, THE MORE I LIKE MY TRUCK
MY CAR, DADDY'S PAYMENT
I'M NOT DRIVING FAST, JUST FLYING LOW
KEEP TAILGATING, I'M RELOADING
I TEACH, I TOUCH THE FUTURE
WHY DODGE-IT, RAM-IT
I'D RATHER BE ON VACATION
I'M NOT A BRAT, I'M NOT! I'M NOT! I'M NOT!
SOMETIMES, I DRIVE TOPLESS
WHEN I GET HOT, I TAKE OFF MY TOP
NO THIS IS, NOT AN ABANDED VEHICLE
MY OTHER CAR, IS A BROOM
51% SWEETHEART 49% BITCH, DON'T PUSH IT
DIVORCE, THE SCREWING U GET 4 THE SCREWING U GOT
PROUD GRANDPARENTS OF, JILL, SEAN & SARAH
MIKE & TINA'S, WHICKED CAR
FIREFIGHTERS ARE, THE WORLDS HOTTEST LOVERS
SAVE A HUMAN, HANG UP AND DRIVE!
HE WHO DIES WITH, THE MOST TOYS WINS
I'D RATHER PUSH A FORD, THEN DRIVE A CHEVY
I'D RATHER PUSH A CHEVY, THAN DRIVE A FORD
MIKE & TINA, THE FAST... AND THE FURIOUS
SOMETHING WICKED
LEAD, FOLLOW OR GET OUT OF THE WAY
IF YOU CAN READ THIS, GET OFF MY ASS
NEXT TO SEX, MY VETTE IS THE BEST
I DON'T SLOW DOWN, SO GET OUT OF MY WAY
IT'S A JEEP THING... U WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND
THIS TEACHER, HAS CLASS
PERFECTION... CORVETTE
PIMP CADDY, WHO'S U'R DADDY
I MAY DRIVE FAST, BUT IT'S ALL UNDER CONTROL
MOPAR OR NO CAR
SILLY BOYS, TRUCKS ARE FOR GIRLS
MY MERCEDES IS IN THE SHOP
IF U'R RICH, THEN I'M SINGLE
DON'T LIKE MY DRIVING? GET OFF THE SIDEWALK
THE ONLY WAY, TO FAIL IS TO QUIT
DON'T LAUGH, IT'S PAID FOR
HAPPINESS IS... BEING SINGLE
DON'T LAUGH, U'R WIFE IS IN THE BACK
HAPPINESS IS... BEING MARRIED
AUGUST 20, 1985 JEFF & AMY
IF THE CARS ROCKIN' DON'T COME KNOCKIN'
I'D RATHER BE... BOARDING, WATER SKIING, ANYWHERE BUT HERE!
HONK IF YOU'RE HORNEY
HONK IF U THINK I'M HOT!
I'M THE PERSON, YOUR MOTHER WARNED U ABOUT
GRASS, GAS, OR ASS NOBODY RIDES 4 FREE
HIT ME, I NEED A NEW CAR
BILLIONAIRE IN TRAINING
LIFE'S A BITCH AND SO AM I
CHANGING THE WORLD, 1 STUDENT AT A TIME
SMILE, SHIT HAPPENS
HOW'S MY DRIVING? CALL 1-800-EAT-SHIT
MY LIFE... PARTY, SEX & SHIT
I STILL MISS MY EX, BUT MY AIM IS IMPROVING
OUTA MY WAY, I'M GOING TO BINGO
LIFE IS NIFTY AFTER FIFTY
!CAUTION! VEHICLE STOPS AT ALL BARS
I BREAK FOR NO APPARENT REASON
I GOT THIS CAR FOR MY WIFE, PRETTY GOOD TRADE, HUH?
MOMMY'S LITTLE ANGELS, ALISON & BRAD
ATTORNEY'S DO IT IN THE COURTROOM
EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH, (BUSINESS NAME)
GOOD GIRLS GO TO HEAVEN, BAD GIRLS GO EVERYWHERE
NOTHING GREATER, THAN A RAIDER
4X4 DO IT, IN THE MUD
JESUS IS COMING, LOOK BUSY
ZERO TO HORNEY IN 2.5 BEERS
DIAL 911 MAKE A, COP COME IN A MINUTE
TOO CLOSE FOR MISSLES, SWITCHING TO GUNS
SWORN TO FUN, LOYAL TO NONE
WHEN HELL FREEZES OVER, I WILL SKI THERE TOO
FISHERMEN ARE HAPPY HOOKERS
WILL, GO FIGHING 4 FOOD
IF YOUR RICH, THEN I'M SINGLE
LOVE IS GRAND, DIVORCE IS 20 GRAND
NOTHING FINER, THEN A 49'ER
IF YOU THINK I CAN DRIVE, U SHOULD SEE ME PUTT
I'M LATE, FOR TEE TIME
NO FAT CHICKS, MY BUG WILL SCRAPE
UNLESS U'R A HEMROID, GET OFF MY ASS
MY OTHER CAR IS A BROOM
HONK, IF YOUR HORNEY
TRUE BLUE FAN OF THE DALLAS COWBOYS
LIFE IS TOO SHORT NOT TO PLAY SOCCER
SO MANY MEN, SO LITTLE TIME
